Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 06, 2002

Mud plow

Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow

Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing

by Fappy McFudgepacker April 08, 2011

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.

My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.

by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023

spittin' mud

The occurence that results from a horrible case of Gut Rot. Severe diarrhea that resembles actual mud from the earth which is being spit from the anus.

Gary: Hey Crid, did you do work today?
Crid: No man, I was home all day spittin' mud.

by Markwhiten December 02, 2007