Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017

moist doily

Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.

"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."

by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020

Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

moist bowelette

A small, wet, poo usually on accident.

We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.

by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025