Michigan U-Turn

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

by kaji2k March 1, 2025

Algonac Michigan

Algonac a shitty ass town full of pussy who's lives consist of fighting and smoking dope and the amount of nic feins is unreal people with suck you off for one nic rip and the kids such as that retard jordan Smith and shane soring all around the whole damn down is boof ass bitches and retarted ass people

Jon.Yo wanna go to algonac
Peter.Nah that faggot jordan Smith lives there

Jon.Your right he might try to fuck us
Peter.hes a major fag
Jon.im never going to Algonac michigan

by Stfufag26252 February 29, 2024

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

Michigan Mudpuppy

When you eat ass with a mouthful of chewing tobacco (especially Grizzly Wintergreen Long Cut or Copenhagen).

See also: Skol-pository

Big Terry came running out into the garage and yelled, “Someone give me a lipper, I’m gonna give her the Michigan Mudpuppy!”

by Recovering Maniac May 12, 2024

Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Michigan McChicken

The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.

Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?

Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?

Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!

Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!

by kaji2k February 22, 2025