Matt Shot

A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the putrid contents from the entire evenings drink runoff in the bar matt and funnel that shit into a glass and serve for one dollar (U.S.)
That fuckin drunk asshole just drank that matt shot and then threw up all over himself. Jackass.
by Big Bad Andy Evil August 31, 2008
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Matt Mehana

The vocalist and songwriter for I Set My Friends On Fire. He is Egyptian, smokes weed, and pisses excellence. His halfro calls out to me. I'd do anything to get that dick, and you should, too.
My goal in life is to fuck Matt Mehana in the portapotty backstage.
by DecagonCzarina August 01, 2011
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matt corby

the best possible singer there is.he is also extremely good looking and isn't a jerk. currently on autralian idol and has made it to the final 2...opera house in a couple of weeks and is going to be the first australian idol that people will actually like
Tessa:omfg. did you hear matt corby last night??

Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!

Tessa: i am totally going lout with him

Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone

Tessa: skank.
by ily. November 13, 2007
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classic matt

To say or do something sterotypical of an average teenager but in a slightly comical or repetative maner.
"classic matt" said andy after watching his friend fall over for the 3rd time that day.
by jpgssjhg March 23, 2008
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matt skiba

Lead singer and guitarist for punk rock band Alkaline Trio. Born in Chicago, he now resides in Los Angeles with his fiancee Monica Parker. He is also extremely hot.
"Whoa, who is that hot guy rockin' out up there?! He's awesome!"
"Matt Skiba. And yes, yes he is."
by angel of darkness June 21, 2005
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Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.
1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.
by Dennis July 02, 2006
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matt strong

The fifth member of the band PushPlay. He is flocked with swarming girls at their concerts, sees himself in many myspace default pictures, and gets comments in masses comparable to the amount that PushPlay themselve's recieve...
by Samaramlovesyou March 26, 2008
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