March 3rd

National Fuck A Dilf Day

“oh hey. it’s march 3rd. happy national fuck a dilf day!”

by thisisforrachelyoubigfatwhiten March 3, 2020

March 3rd

March 3 is slap a wanker day this is someone that you hate or is just plain stupid

This is a free pass to hit them as many times as you like

Person 1 : it's March 3rd
Person 2 : so..
Person 1 : it's slap a wanker day !!!

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 2, 2020

march 4

my penis fell off

march 4th you lose your penis

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

march 9

The day genius legendary rapper, lyricist, composer, singer, dancer, artist, talented, passionate, little kitten MIN YOONGI was born

Oh tomorrow, march 9, is a holiday because it’s when THE legend was born.

by notasinglesoul October 15, 2019

March 25

Its the day all directioners hearts got broken.

Its march 25, oh.

by 1Disthebestbest May 2, 2020

March 18th

Ask your crush out day

March 18th ask your crush out day.

You: wanna go out?
Crush: no your weird

You: but its march 18th
Crush: oh shit

by Akarizyerr March 16, 2021

March 8

March 8th is giraffe feeding day. Go to the zoo feed those giraffes, feel their purple tongues.

Girl are you going to feed the giraffes, it’s March 8th.

by Comeatmeseriously October 23, 2019