Macklehorny 

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

Macklehorny by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

mackshausted 

(n) a state of being too tired or discouraged to talk to any girls at the particular time.

I'm not sure if I feel like going out tonight, these girls have been driving me crazy lately, I'm mackshausted.

mackshausted by dubzzzzz1 November 8, 2010

Mackenzie Woolley 

Mackenzie Woolley is an extremely wise and intelligent woman. Don't be rough on Mackenzie, she is an extremely sensitive person and always sees the good in people. If you know a Mackenzie Woolley, you are a very lucky person. Make friends with her. She may seem shy, but once you get to really know her, she is a wonderful woman with a beautiful personality.

Don't underestimate Mackenzie Woolley's abilities.

Mackenzie Woolley by Possumfurr June 17, 2020

Trans Mackey 

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.

Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.

Trans Mackey by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021

mackenzie wellman

The name MacKenzie Wellman is owned by a mysterious creature who enjoys spending her free time browsing tumblr and playing internet games with her friends. She is also a pro singer with an amazing voice and is in no way dainty at all. AT ALL! MacKenzie Wellman is fun to talk to and is fun to have around and will improve whatever it is you are doing!

1. MacKenzie Wellman: I AM NOT DAINTY!!!!
2. MacKenzie Wellman: *sings a song like a pro*

mackenzie wellman by T2tP May 27, 2014

Macklin's Law 

Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.

He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.

They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.

Macklin's Law by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010

Macklish 

A new language comprised of incoherent English performed when individuals drink copious amounts of alcohol. These individuals have lost the ability to speak any known language yet can still perform basic motor skills.

Corey was hammered last night and talking Macklish again.

Macklish by Sir Wilfred Laurier June 23, 2008