Max

A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid

Max :You are such a max I made a mistake

by Jarule May 10, 2019

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019

Max

Max is someone who likes to pee in his diaper and smells like a trash bag. He's a very ugly homeless and has no life. He will most like date a girl named Ruby and will fail in school.

Ew look it's ugly Max coming.

by Jdkdfkfbdjdjdxb May 28, 2019

Max

Absolute force and unit able to take out anything/anyone. Dives head first into anything---you don't want to get in the way of a Max. Caught a body and ended a school rally once.

"You just got maxed." "He just maxed a girl and ended the whole rally."

by Hermen123 May 30, 2019

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max won't stop bothering me!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!

Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!

by The ink demon June 3, 2019

Max

Is the sexiest person alive. You are overly luck to have your hands on someone like Max. He is not popular but is the under study of some one popular. And he has a big...........PERSONALITY! Anyway you are lucky to have a max in your life. And commonly plays the trombone.

Ooooooo is that max hes hot

by DSuvBDv June 6, 2019