Loser Lock
I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.
Loser Lock by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012
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Loser Date
A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
Loser Date by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
loser cookie
When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
loser cookie by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
loser boob
loser boob by LishiFishy January 8, 2017
loser drive by
loser drive by by Sid-the_sloth!!!!1!!1 April 8, 2017