First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.
by star girl April 04, 2008
by billy lok November 26, 2007
Usually a bulbous half witted individual, with several chins. Enjoys quality time on a Friday waiting for the yellow bus after lunch.
Enjoys sitting on the bright yellow bus, face pressed up against the glass, tongue hanging out cleaning the window. Sometimes heard mumbling Me Bart, or Im not being funny chap.
by Coffee Machine January 03, 2004
Any asshole at work, who sucks up to there boss, a corporate tool, a person who will do anything to make a buck, illegal aliens, people who work just so they can buy drugs
1: Mr. Illegal alien who waits on street corners to recieve work, or 2: that retarded ass, who spends all his/her money on drugs and then complains that that there broke, these two are just some examples my friends, of what a SCUM LICKER is, though there are many, many different types of Scum Lickers, just like how feces comes is many, shapes, colors, sizes, and smells, so does are friend the Scum Licker
by Pissed off Guy living in Jersey December 03, 2007
A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 14, 2011
The opposite of an intellect. A person who is most definitely not a scholar, as any person with any degree of intelligence would not stoop low enough as to lick a bucket.
by fat-neck-shit-head April 08, 2017
An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.
Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.
by RustyMeister June 25, 2010