Skip to main content

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
mugGet the Lemon Swampmug.

lemon franco

Squeezing a lemon into ones anus, having your partner suck the juices via your asshole then proceed to have sexual intercourse (which may cause a burning sensation to one or both parties’ genitals)
Debby wanted to try a lemon Franco so I picked the ripest lemon out of stop and shop
by your dads worst nightmare January 2, 2018
mugGet the lemon francomug.

lemon poosie

A compliment, an insult, or a drug - only the context will determine its meaning.
Scenario A:
Guy: "Hey bby, lemme sniff that lemon poosie."

Scenario B:
Guy: "Dude, you such a lemon poosie."

Scenario C:

Guy: "Hey, you got that good shit?"
Dealer: "Yeah, here you go mah guy."
Guy: "AAAAAA SHIT, that's some good lemon poosie."
by Gay-ben June 9, 2018
mugGet the lemon poosiemug.

lemon herring

A lemon herring is a girl you believe to be a lesbian due to weight or shortness of hair. They turn out to be either straight or with no sexual interest at all.

Other excellent indicators are sporting endeavours and lack of interest in consensual sex with yourself. They lack conversation with the opposite sex and often like KD Lang, Texas and vegetarian dishes
Jesus! That girl is hot. Even with short hair! But when I asked if she'd ride my pork sword she declined said offer! Must be a lemon herring.
by stigshanks November 5, 2013
mugGet the lemon herringmug.

Lemon Smoocher

The person who haven't dated anyone for a long time
by hokageitachi November 17, 2016
mugGet the Lemon Smoochermug.

Lemon-sicle

When you beat your meat using a lemon and blow your load inside the lemon and it pours out and looks like a lemon-sicle
"My girlfriend said we should try doing a lemon-sicle"
by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 25, 2016
mugGet the Lemon-siclemug.

Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation
Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night
by Plehh April 10, 2017
mugGet the Flaming Lemonmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email