Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.

My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.

by B_Bait April 10, 2023

Leaving Fee

The price a pimp tells his hoe she is taxed when she leaves as a taxation for breaking loyalty and respect. In some ways like a deposit.

The bitch fagged off so she had to pay the leaving fee of 10k

by KingP2018$ August 24, 2018

Dry on the leaves

Really stoned.

Dude, I’m so dry on the leaves right now

by Rosy444 April 25, 2022

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

reverse irish leave

An announcement of leaving only to linger longer.

John was annoyed that Jane stayed so long at his party after disrupting the guests with overly dramatic, attention-starved antics like hugging, high-fives and other reverse irish leave moves.

by wordplayerhater May 18, 2009

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Leave the kids alone

No. Fuck your kids.

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024