Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS

EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

Landon

sexyest man alive(i was told to say this)biggest stud ever.

hello Landon

by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022

landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay

zamn he's a landon big strong

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022

Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.

L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.

by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022

Lincon

the next world dictator

Lincon-come on guys im not that smart Us- oh shut the fuck up just dont forget us when ever you take over the entire world

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022

Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.

Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay

by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022

Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 2, 2022