hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.

He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker

by RejectClix November 6, 2019

Knock n’ talk

1. In investigation, when police interrogate neighbors.

2. Slang for casual sex.

No, I didn’t sleep with your boyfriend, I just stopped by for a “knock n’ talk”.

“What are you doing tonight?” “Oh, I thought I’d do some ‘knock n’ talks’”

He’s not my boyfriend. That was just a “knock n’ talk”.

by Romeo911 January 31, 2020

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020

ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

Knock sha

Punched in the face.

If you spit in my mouth intentionally I will give you a knock sha.

by 🔺Tristain🔺 November 8, 2020

knock on

Getting something correct or accurate

"His impression was knock on"

by Kowareta September 27, 2020