kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

fire in the kitchen

Red head girl with red pubic hair.

I went down on that hot Irish girl she had Fire in the Kitchen

by Nick Newark June 13, 2018

Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.

My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.

by Xyst October 27, 2022

Dirty kitchen

Secondary outdoor kitchen used in many Asian families or countries for the purpose of cooking smellier and higher-heat foods

Moms cooking anchovies in the dirty kitchen.

by chechthabetch May 19, 2020

Kitchen

A females natural habitat

Kitchen is the females origin
Alpha Males 69:8

by BarryMckockenerシ April 9, 2021

Mcglocko's Kitchen

When you're broke as Fuck sleeping on someone else's couch and having to eat their food that they share with you. Because you're a lazy POS that can't save your money obtain things of your own and totally rely on someone else for all needs such as a Roof over your head, Clothes on your back, Food to eat and transportation getting between point A & Z and back to Point A. You and others like you have been dropped in Mcglocko's Kitchen.

Origin: Cabot Arkansas class of 1992

Hey David I'm hungry got any Mcglocko's Kitchen laying around? I got .25 cents also you think i can crash here tonight at your house? I promise i won't stay long just enough to get my Mcglocko's kitchen on and rest and ill be on my way.

by BrokenHomesAtlasAddict March 20, 2021