Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

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Convulsion kink

When you flash a strobe light at an epileptic female and then you have sexual intercourse while she has a seizure

I pulled the convulsion kink on that whacked up hooker last night

by Freaky time November 26, 2024

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Stubble Kink

Attraction to face stubble that is more than a five o’clock shadow but less than a beard. It includes but is not limited to:

-Tugging/caressing stubble
-Licking, sucking, nipping at stubble trailing the column of the throat

-Eliciting moans that vibrate against the lips.

-The press of stubble into the bare skin of the abdomen and ass cheeks.
-Stubble burn against inner thighs.

Dark brown stubble atop olive skin is the sexiest. People most likely to have this kink wear blue button downs and straight legged denim.

“I didn’t know stubble could make me feel this way.”

“Duh. You have a stubble kink.”

by mallpretzles January 28, 2023

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