Keldsen

Typically a white trash cheating loser with a small penis

Look at that white trash honky he must be a real keldsen

by The peach8888888 July 29, 2019

Kelsoing

To fall off a water tower, just like Michael Kelso from That 70s Show.

Eric: Anybody want to go Kelsoing after school?

Steven: Nah bro I’m hanging out with Kitty later.

by BussellsMedia October 6, 2019

Kelsey

She is a kind, loving girl. She is stubborn. She can be a little sassy sometimes but people still love her. She’s brave in her own ways. She cares about people more than herself.

Kelsey is right over there.

by jcoxs October 22, 2019

Kelsey

Will gain your trust as a friend then casually be cruel to you verbally and physically, A Kelsey will normal steal things from you regularly. A Kelsey will back stab you so be careful

P1 : I’m so angry
P2 : why?
P1 : A Kelsey stole from me

P2 : 🤬

by NamingThings101 November 3, 2019

Kelsie

The best girl you'll ever meet. Hearing her laugh will make you laugh with her. She gives the best head and is the best girlfriend ever. Once you meet her you'll never forget her.

Boy: Damn she is fittttt who is she
Girl: It's obviously Kelsie no one's got a bigger bootyyyyy than her

by BigWillyReeve November 19, 2019

Kelsey

If you EVER have the pleasure to meet a Kelsey never mess that up. She is the most beautiful, kind, funny, and welcoming person you will ever meet. Ever. She loves music and likes going to movies.

Guy 1: Dude I found this girl and I love her so much

Guy 2: You must have found a Kelsey. Don’t fuck it up bro.

by Lilboytrey December 1, 2019

Kelsey

The most amazing type of person there is.

Someone who you'll never regret waking up with. The kind of woman who you'll make a future with. Sometimes she can be a dumb ass but it's okay "Cos it's cute right"

Don't be stupid get yourself a "Kelsey"

by NsteDogg December 12, 2019