The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
Get the Clout karmamug. 'Cause karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
Aren't you envious that for you it's not?
Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
by Portapawty June 13, 2023
Get the Karmamug. synonym of cheese
(that's about it)
he's a character (protagonist) in a webcomic series, AUGDAMN. he is widely known for his triangular prism-shaped head so thus calling him a cheesehead is born
(that's about it)
he's a character (protagonist) in a webcomic series, AUGDAMN. he is widely known for his triangular prism-shaped head so thus calling him a cheesehead is born
by skykdotidot February 25, 2024
Get the karmamug. Lamiah: Look there’s the poor girl who wants brandy melville.
Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.
Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.
by bakalakamaka November 20, 2021
Get the Karmamug. Karma is a girl who cannot make her damn mind. She loves to play mind games with people. She looks kind but she is so cunning. She gets bored very easily.
by Conanismyhusband November 22, 2021
Get the Karmamug. This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011
Get the Double-Chin Karmamug. by Noobdeer March 15, 2020
Get the Karmamug.