Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.
That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude
by brucelives October 30, 2015
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Brr, crummy junk

An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"

Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018
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The Junk Mans Itch

The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The Junk Mans Itch
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by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
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crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."
by Tory... May 05, 2005
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junk in her trunk

when a female has a nice ass shes got lots of junk in her trunk
damn that bitch got junk in her trunk!
by ashlee June 16, 2004
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Junk yard dog

just skin and bone and cock
Man, do you see jimmy; that fucking guy is like a junk yard dog .. “ all skin and bone and cock”
by Slusss6969 February 07, 2018
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