When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020
Get the Funk my junkmug. An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018
Get the Brr, crummy junkmug. by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
Get the junk waxingmug. The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
Get the The Junk Mans Itchmug. Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
by Tory... May 4, 2005
Get the crunk in your junkmug. by ashlee June 16, 2004
Get the junk in her trunkmug. by Slusss6969 February 7, 2018
Get the Junk yard dogmug.