Joel Ripley

Has a people's supercar which does 0-60 in 0.001 seconds (or he says it does...). VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GTI MK 7

Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.

Joel Ripley has flexed once again.

by smallpebis May 5, 2019

Joel

I'm a Joel so I know this first hand.
It means that your parents named you Joel.

person 1: hi Joel.
Joel: hi.

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

Joel

To remove or ban a member of a group on a social media platform, typically with no warning and extreme prejudice.

The admins decided to joel the member immediately. The member was joeled from the group.

by EvilGopher October 28, 2021

Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels

Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps

by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022

Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.

“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel”

by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022

A Joel

When somebody leaves a call or conversation without saying goodbye

Where did Marcus go?

Idk, I think he did a Joel

by The_ABBE September 1, 2023

Joel

‣ Verb

- To go.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean schools.

“Oan joeled to his binacs”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024