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Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.
by bb+af May 2, 2011
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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
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Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
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jizz brow

When someone receives ejaculation on the forehead above the brow.
Jen refused anal so I shot her a jizz brow.
by Lodonkulous June 4, 2018
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Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
by Jusquisha May 30, 2016
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Jizz paper

Jizz paper is when you're using watercolour paints on paper unsuitable for watercolour painting or if you overwork the paper itself, resulting in a crusty wet mess of a page that resembles dried up jizz in a pair of underwear you've forgotten to wash.
Person A "ah damn I was trying to watercolour paint but it just resulted in jizz paper"

Person b "that's a shame, you'll get used to working with watercolours eventually it just takes practice"
by Milkscomic February 22, 2021
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