Joke jacket

A person that thinks that he or she is funny but instead that this lame joking ass funny not as that.
Haha, you are such a joke jacket bro.
by Master of Joke Jackets December 28, 2018
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jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "
by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013
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Jacket

Jamaican slang for when a girl gets pregnant for one man, but then gives the baby to another man. The reason why they call it "jacket" is because the level of comfort he feels from accepting another man's child can be compared to the comfort one gets from wearing a jacket, suggesting that he has no idea he's just been duped. It has been culturally engrained in the psyche of the Jamaican people that "jacket" is a lighthearted topic, and one deserving the ridicule of the public, often at the expense of the man receiving the jacket. It is very common to assume that if a light-skinned baby is born to two dark-skinned parents, that the baby must then be a jacket.
Sami gave Austin a jacket by getting pregnant for Lucas, then passing baby Will off as Austin's son.
by Frank and Upfront October 13, 2021
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jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.
by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018
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big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people
by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023
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Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.
All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.
by freakgodd September 9, 2016
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