The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.
Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.
by Duderman July 19, 2009

by NobodyWest July 28, 2016

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes
by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz December 15, 2007

Damn bro, you need to "wind your neck in!". Every dude who bumps into your shoulder ain't disrespecting you! Its Mardi Gras bro! I ain't tryna fight nobody! Damn!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.
by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.
An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.
An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.
"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"
"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!
"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
