Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

Cabbage patch fever

The uncontrollable urge to shave one's eyebrows

"What happened to Tom"

"He got cabbage patch fever during quarentine"

by Fuck you kani April 19, 2020

Cabbage patch face

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

by Smalltalk0k December 06, 2015

Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 21, 2016

squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch

(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf

by coolio5251 September 14, 2006

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy February 28, 2005

Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

by October 28, 2020