Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.

"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"

by Pinky Bong December 15, 2022

bong-saber

an over sized bong that dubels as a wepon

some guy broke in i hit him with my bong-saber

by jingthebanditking May 18, 2010

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Gravity Bong

A wrench cap shoved in a melted water bottle cap screwed on to a water bottle that’s pulled out of a big cup of water. Used to smoke marijuana

I’m gonna build a gravity bong

by Xanessa December 10, 2020

Room Bong

A room bong is the action getting high only by smelling all the belongings (particularly sheets) in a room in which weed is regularly smoked for a very long time.

Dude 1: *out of weed
Dude 1: hey man, I'm out of stock. You have some?
Dude 2: Nah dude, let's go to my place and do room bong.

by braveman February 2, 2020

Bong-Berg

A collection of ice cubes in freezing cold bong water fused together to create the almighty Bong Iceberg, aka "Bong-Berg".

Tony: "Dude, check out the size of that fucking Bong-Berg!"

by Soft Machine April 13, 2008