j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis

Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!

by forumlogins May 20, 2008

captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

suspension hook

A euphamism on AnalystForum for both a misguided and illthought-out Macro economic projection expressed via the use of unintelligible English. As defined by Cinton's discussion of a profitable trading strategy of Renminbi/ dollar futures and a Renminbi de-pegging.

Now is fries the Chinese dollar (RMB) rise value to be best time several!
Because China Gov’t decided not to increase interest rate although USA rise the int.rate.
Now have massively to buy up the Chinese dollar (RMB), again buys the forward Chinese dollare (RMB) rise value.
Then, you will earn money

The American rise interest 0.25%,
Next time, FOMC meeting on August 04, I believed the USA Congress will rise interest 0.25% again,
The insufficient two months, totaled again added 0.5% int.rate

Because the Renminbi is with US dollar suspension hook,
at the appointed time the Chinese government not possibly again not to rise the interest rate., the Chinese government interest on futures pressure can be very big

Because the Chinese dollar (RMB) is with US dollar suspension hook,
US dollar policy, the Chinese dollar (RMB) is certainly needs to follow,

Because the Chinese government official is the non- economic knowledge,
therefore speech China certainly not to rise the interest rate, they really are extremely stupid, only if the RMB different US dollar suspension hook, then China can not to rise the interest rate.

The RMB is with US dollar suspension hook, China not possibly does not follow the American interest on futures, the monetary policy is not at the China side.

Yesterday (30 June 04) the Renminbi had the little rise

by robh353 May 8, 2005

Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

fish-hook

the act of putting ones foot in between someone elses legs from behind and pulling it back, crushing their testicles.

person:"OOOWWWWWW!!!!!"
person2:"I just fish-hooked you"

by fella March 20, 2003

Red Hook

A small town in Upstate New York even though everybody there denies it is "Upstate." The town itself is cute. However, the high school and those who attend it are just awful. It consists of three main groups: The dirtbag stoner kids from Tivoli (who are arguably the coolest of the three), the rednecks, and the worst, the country club Republican kids from families who throw lame-ass "block parties" and inbreed their children to protect the ELITE OF RED HOOK!!! Those kids won't give the time of day to anyone without a 4 story house or golf club membership and basically shit on anyone who isn't good enough for them. No one. NO ONE ever leaves Red Hook because they are either too attached to their inbred childhood group of friends and can't make friends in the real world, or because they have gotten knocked up by the kid down the street and had a shotgun wedding. Red Hook completely sucks and whoever has had the brains to get the hell out as soon as possible and move to a real town with real people, props to you. Even Rhinebeck people have far more sense than "red hookers" ever will. I'd rather fucking live in New Jersey for christ sakes.

New kid at RHHS: Hey man do you know what time this period ends?
Inbred red hooker: Why are you even speaking to me..

by raiderssuck1003729\ January 6, 2011