Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

by firaasmy02 February 22, 2017

ghetto stream

When a friend screen shares a game on skype

Im too scared to play SOMA myself, so I had a friend ghetto stream it for me

by MFerJones January 27, 2016

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 19, 2018

Ghetto Mocha

A drink made with hot chocolate mix and coffee--usually prepared in the office kitchen. In an emergency, it's a substitute for an actual mocha when one can't get to a coffee shop.

Erin: "I didn't have time to run to Caribou, so I had to make do with a Ghetto Mocha."
Rick: "Ghetto Mocha, huh? Not as good as the real thing, but it'll do in an emergency, mofo."

by RERS January 18, 2013

Ghetto-t

The absolute Reincarnation of Jesus. Also, Tara Jones

Hey, Look over there! It's freaking Ghetto-t! She's a golden god!

by Kadie May 12, 2004

ghetto bed

A bare mattress on the floor. Possibly soiled.

"He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."

by Bensjammin September 21, 2011