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Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024

national get flirty with your crush day

you have to be real flirty with your crush of bf/gf

Boy: ITS NATIONAL GET FLIRTY WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Girl: Oh no..

by Toxic_f**ker October 22, 2019

Your son get the b minus

It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.

Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.

by Snaukball January 27, 2022

you want the earth your gonna get the rain

when someone orders a pie of pizza with a lot of vegetables and the pie comes out watery

amanda “this pizza is so watery”

jalina “you want the earth your gonna get the rain”

by princessvodka December 7, 2025

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

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