An imaginary person that has a very long stick. He comes out of a pot sometimes on cold late nights and does the unimaginable to random sleeping people.
by ApexTyper8 October 17, 2023

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free
by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.
by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022

by CrispiP. July 11, 2019

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

by bruhhhhhwhatttttt March 13, 2018

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
