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Gabe

An imaginary person that has a very long stick. He comes out of a pot sometimes on cold late nights and does the unimaginable to random sleeping people.
I feel… weird. Did Gabe come to my house last night?
by ApexTyper8 October 17, 2023
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Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free
With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free
by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019
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Gabe Lowden

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.
by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022
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Gabe

The truest form of a fuckboi in disguise. Plays the shy type and then goes in for the kill.
Gabe is here.
Damn Gabe stuck again
by CrispiP. July 11, 2019
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Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023
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Gabe

A real nigga. He’s awesom. Legit.
Guy 1: Gabe is awesome!
Guy 2: Haha yeah he’s a real nigga
by bruhhhhhwhatttttt March 13, 2018
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Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
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