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Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.
I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.
by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023
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Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly
1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"
by cs207iii September 2, 2025
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Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .
Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.
by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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funky poulet

An upperclass version of the funky chicken! Only to be danced to the tune of moulin rouge
An upperclass version of the funky chicken - therefore funky poulet is grabbing ones ankle with ones hand and pumping it whilst saluting with ones other hand
by Schnitzx October 16, 2013
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funky style

a word used to describe something odd
Anthony: "Did you see how Tyrese as actin the other night?"

Bobbie: "Yeah man that was kinda funky style!"
by thatsfunky221 March 13, 2010
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