Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
Get the first class flexmug. When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.
by Universe42 December 15, 2020
Get the casu-flexingmug. by MacyLynn October 2, 2011
Get the flexing the rulermug. by The Z Meister June 7, 2022
Get the Flexing Kegelsmug. A term that came from the idea that flexing muscles is a way to show off.
To openly display expensive belongings, or to brag on one's self; talk themselves up.
To openly display expensive belongings, or to brag on one's self; talk themselves up.
"She posted images of her Gucci purse to flex."
"He was flexing on us...talking about how many girlfriends he has."
"He was flexing on us...talking about how many girlfriends he has."
by Womantis January 21, 2022
Get the Flexmug. by indigoproxy March 19, 2019
Get the bring the flexmug. This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
Get the flex-textingmug.