Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025

Flex

An international exchange program financed by the Department of state. It brings foreign exchange students from post USSR countries

Who is that new girl?
She is a flex exchange student

by Katie 2020 June 5, 2020

Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.

Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.

by Excited Bike February 1, 2021

Plex Flex

Short for Complex. A plex flex is when someone’s complex is triggered. Not to be confused with ego.

He was ‘outside the bounds’ of the church because he plex flexed.

by Herbonics February 18, 2021

Flex

Flex ~ Wynnum's biggest & best group training facility

Come Flex it with us!!!

by mollymae26 July 23, 2019

Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 10, 2023

Weird flex but okay

Random shit you say when you watch a ricegum video or a MrBeast video (all tho mr beast videos are cool). (mrbeast if you are reading this plz give me money)

UGH, Rice Gum ?? Weird Flex But Okay.

by RandomKid666 April 15, 2019