Finking

Is a fetish in where one shit's into a container and then inhales the methane gas that is produced in order to obtain a altered state of mind or high if you will

Damn, did you See that shit ring around that dudes mouth he must be finking! Shut your damn fink hole you fucking fruitcake!

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

Finding a slide

To find a new job either after quitting your old one or just finding a job in general

I am so finding a slide today.. My other slide sucked!

by Tysonfierce August 25, 2010

Finishi

A large, celebratory meal. Of Finish origin and terribly difficult to finish. Usually fish-based, but that has nothing to do with being able to finish. Of course, it has everything to do with being Finnish.

Torvald Saarikoski holds the Finnish national record for most Finishi finished on Finnish soil.

by Hella Wuolijoki October 13, 2011

finding each others tonsils

Codeword for "extreme make-out session." You kiss with so much tongue that you find your partner's tonsils.

Guy 1 : "Where did Ruby and John disappear off to last night?"
Guy 2 : "They were busy finding each others tonsils."
Guy 1 : "Oh."

by TGPA Infinity October 3, 2015

finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

by german fuel June 17, 2018

finding cum

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum

Harry I've been finding cum all over fraternity house

by PhillipD33zNutZ April 11, 2019

Fingies

A small finger. It is precisely measured to be 1/3rd the size of a traditional finger.

Person 1: "Why do you always need two hands to text?"
Person 2: "Idk man I can't reach across my phone with just one hand, also I lose balance."
Person 1: "Damn, I guess you have fingies..."

by durejavu January 1, 2021