by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015
Get the Faux-filemug. A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.
“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”
by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023
Get the Faux-toemug. When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.
by anonymous January 6, 2024
Get the faux-docmug. Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".
Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.
That show is a neverending faux plow.
by CrimsonArcher95 January 24, 2015
Get the Faux Plowmug. The new Home button on the iPhone 7. It's just an indent in the screen glass. On iPhones prior to version 7, the Home button was a physical button that moved when pressed. The faux home button relies on vibration to simulate a press.
Apple Fan: "I love my new iPhone 7!"
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."
Sentimental Person: "I remember when the iPhone had actual buttons! Not that faux home button nonsense..."
Apple Fan: "You're just jealous."
by saycreative September 16, 2016
Get the faux home buttonmug. A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
Get the Faux-TPmug. 