Faux

Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”

Did you know? Mary Beth’s nickname is faux.

Faux faux faux, merry christmas!

by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021

Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.

Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!

by CathieT March 10, 2021

faux celebrity

People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.

YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.

by Mysteh September 20, 2022

Faux Low

People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.

Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.

by jamiehoster May 27, 2022

Faux

A hoe but but with too high standards, leading to lack of promiscuity, hence a lack of hoeing. Pronunciation: rhymes with hoe.

She a faux fo sho, Just hasn’t met the right person

by NoMilkAfterEight March 31, 2022

Faux Fenwick

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, created by any other than Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.

Tell us your audio chain through your faux Fenwick

by JCR-AH October 18, 2021

Faux Bic

Any cheap knockoff lighter

“FAUX Bic? A knockoff lighter?” *gasp*

-Phil M. Otter

by WynautOmelette August 28, 2024