Count Everest

an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.

Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

(N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing

The (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing (shortform N.I.C.K) is the unstoppable king of the void. His hunger will devour entire Universes and he won't be satisfied as long as he hasn't found his queen.

Person A: Oh no! It's N.I.C.K. we're all doomed!
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...

by Jesus tried April 19, 2022

Mount Everest

Anyone over the height of 7'1"

Person 1: BRUV YOU ARE LITERALLY MOUNT EVEREST. HOW TF ARE YOU SO TALL.
Person 2: idk lol

by dead asf lol💀 September 9, 2023

daniel everett

Daniel Everett is a lovable rogue. He is the king of MAA! Slayer of Kadu! Although he doesn’t attract the ladies he has a charm that the boys DIE for.

Guy 1: Are ladies attracted to you?

Guy 2: No i’m not a Daniel Everett

by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023

Climb my Everest

A euphemism for climbing and riding my dick.

Him: Hey, wanna climb my Everest tonight?

Her: only if I get a reward and I reach the tip ;)

by MercyyyPlz July 18, 2020

Emereice

Unforgeattable. A keeper for life. Once you've had her you'll never have enough. Sweet and sexy she loves to love. Will cook your favorite meals naked and feed you in bed then lick every part of your body. No other will ever compare.

Yo..can you believe dude got married!? He musta found an Emereice....

Damn you see how happy he looks? That's that Emereice effect.

by Mrs. M. E. M. March 27, 2010

Evercakes

Pancakes with everclear in them. Everclear is such concentrated alcohol that the short amount of time it takes to cook a pancake is not enough to burn off the alcohol.

*making pancakes the morning after a party*
*sees bottle of everclear*
Dude, anyone want evercakes??

by Hercules2012 January 28, 2012