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Ethan

The mustiest nigga that you will ever meet in your life, his musty presence just makes you feel dirty and is unsettling.
I need to take a shower, I was hanging out with Ethan earlier.
by nigga_lettuce231 April 13, 2019
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Ethan

A common name, mostly given to losers and to those homo sapiens who has the potential to be a retarded person as they grow up and get even worse.

Can be used to insult someone.
"YOU ETHAN!"

"Really? You sounded like an Ethan."

"Your name is probably Ethan, cause you're retarded as fuck"
by _Wysteria April 16, 2019
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Ethan's an ass
by Ka$$ April 18, 2019
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A ugly boy who wants attention
Hey did you see that kid ethan
yea he wants a attention.
by Tenzinbaby May 22, 2019
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Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
by Elog June 5, 2019
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a little sloth that seems to like peen
your such an ethan
by bigJill June 15, 2019
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Not drunk pissed just pissed put the 1 pound donations in the chat show this to FRED SOWDEN and he will hit u with his nab. Gothic coon catholic’s basher mums a hore
Ethan isn’t drunk pissed just pissed
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