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Scientist Envy

A form of jealousy that involves a homosexual man constantly claiming that an actual scientist, with official government paperwork, is not a scientist.
Brian: You're not a scientist.
Caleb: You must be one of those navy guys who loves hotracking and has a bad case of scientist envy.
by Boofing kinggg October 1, 2025
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envy the realest

hes real ngl tbh ong gave me 100 robux one time kinda comp twin honestly i hate that guy
wow envy the realest is really acting like a jew today
by fairn October 8, 2025
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ENVY Month

ENVY Month placed his rocket ult on cart
by steals721 October 12, 2025
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mansion envy

Sleep deprivation is the main cause, including ugliness and general poverty. drugs and alcohol can compound the problem thus ensuring more entertainment
by mrs tosser November 29, 2025
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Roster Envy

1. The bitter mix of jealousy and regret you feel when you see someone else’s work schedule is way better than yours - more days off, better shifts, and somehow they dodged every weekend and public holiday.

2. The sudden realization that your life would be at least 37% better if whoever made their roster also made yours.
The nurses were experiencing serious roster envy ever since management implemented RosterLab and everyone else’s new wellbeing-friendly schedule meant regular sleep and weekends off, while they were still stuck on back-to-back night shifts.
by Roster Lover December 7, 2025
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penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie
after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours
by gooner2007 April 19, 2024
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Gender Envy

It's the feeling trans peeps get when they look at somebody and have envy on how that person looks or shows. I would say it's like seeing some cis guy just living his life but at the same time your biggest dream (having that body)
Person 1: i thought it was a crush…
Person 2: …but?
Person 1: it was actually gender envy. I need that body. I know it sounds childish and shallow, but it isn't.
by Álvero April 24, 2024
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