When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 07, 2023
People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.
by Whatyouegg November 09, 2017
The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.
Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.
Here is an example in a work environment:
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.
by Anon2789 January 13, 2021
Example:
She take my money when I’m in need yeah she’s a trifling friend in deed oh she’s a gold digger way over time that digs on me
She take my money when I’m in need yeah she’s a trifling friend in deed oh she’s a gold digger way over time that digs on me
by EminemONTOP April 16, 2022
Otherwise known as Andrea who runs away to marry a man she just met because rather than take care of her child she needs a man to do it for her- this way she still gets his money when he leaves for the navy in a week 🤣😂
by Trashy_Rat July 24, 2019
Hannah Uwabo
by hannah’s a hoe November 19, 2017