When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
Get the diarrhea fleshlightmug. Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.
Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."
Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
Get the Diarrheamug. by Diarrhea funky party April 7, 2021
Get the Diarrhea Slammermug. When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019
Get the That’s Diarrheamug. Extremely distasteful.
Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025
Get the Worse than French diarrheamug. When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.
by steammustachio January 6, 2020
Get the Diarrheamug. A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business
Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016
Get the Joke Diarrheamug.