vincents dad

A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.

Bill: You are acting like Vincents Dad
Joe: oof

by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018

Guy's Dad

Commonly used to insult somebody by saying that their Dad is old or disabled.

Harvey: (Talking about a friend's father) Allow your Guy's Dad mate, he's bear old

by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009

My Dad

Good at hide and seek

Me-Dad?
*hears car engine start*
My Dad-BYE!
Me-But i said no changing spots:(

by The_smart_dude February 08, 2021

dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 22, 2021

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

Briona's dad

Briona's dad never came back, he is probably getting milk

Briona's dad doesn't exist, he is like a myth

by A72728228 April 30, 2021

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019