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crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".
DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
by MintinMoney April 17, 2011
mugGet the crunch-nuggetsmug.

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk
That (spoiled) milk has crunched up
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
mugGet the crunched upmug.

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.
by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023
mugGet the Maltene crunchmug.

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
mugGet the Crunchmug.

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup
by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
by Lord Hereck April 4, 2022
mugGet the Cheesy Gordita Crunchmug.

Crunch

to get in some where
I crunched into her dms.
by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017
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