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crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".
DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
by MintinMoney April 17, 2011
mugGet the crunch-nuggetsmug.

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk
That (spoiled) milk has crunched up
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
mugGet the crunched upmug.

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
mugGet the Commander Crunchmug.

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
by shmek October 26, 2017
mugGet the crunch bumpmug.

crunch

Your dad has brought up 20 times since you were in the eighth grade that he used to say this in place of "what those kids today call roastinng"
you (in 2015): roasted!
your father (having materialized behind you): back in my day we used to say crunched instead.
by IoI_xD June 16, 2023
mugGet the crunchmug.

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
mugGet the Cooter Crunchmug.

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.
What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
mugGet the celebrity crunchmug.

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