Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

Sun City Sugar Cookie

Taking/using powdered medicine drugs or candy off of ones partners genitalia. Usually done by senior citizens.

Sun City refers to a retirement city where many elderly people take medicine everyday.

I had to take a pill so i crushed it and bertha let me have a sun city sugar cookie

by poooooooooooooooooooooop696969 October 16, 2010

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara December 28, 2008

Mushie Cookie

A homo-erotic game played by a group of males circle jerking onto a cookie. The object of the game is to cum/ejaculate the fastest or first. As the group cums/ejaculates onto the cookie the last person in the group to cum/ejaculate then has to eat the cum coverd cookie.

BON APATITE'!!!

Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...

Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.

Billy - Hey you guys wanna play mushie cookie?
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!

Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's

....7 mins later....

Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!

GOT MILK???

by G-white November 25, 2009

Fortune Cookie

A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.

Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.

by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian January 5, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

cookie bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital contact with other lesbians in a bumping fashion.

Melissa likes to bump cookies, therefore is a cookie bumper.

by Scout Peterson November 5, 2008