Commodore

A car released by Holden, a sub company of the Intergalactic GM Empire.

This model car has questionable integrity, safety and security systems.
People are often reffered to as 'Commodore' drivers as an insult, similar to the way that Volvo drivers are.

Another popular name for these cars are 'Commonwhore', symbolic as they are very common and f**k you over.

(After seeing someone run into the gutter or tailgating someone else) "Oh look, a Commodore driver!"

by raven July 2, 2004

comfortability

"comfort"...in the words of a math teacher.

"He is a man who enjoys his comfortability."

by Padgett September 9, 2007

Common Sense

The amount of sense possessed by the least sensible person.

Government should do a damned-site better than common sense solutions!

by TYuk March 19, 2010

Common Misconception

Something commonly misconcepted

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009

comfort person

a comfort person is someone you go to for help. a person who’d do ANYTHING for you.

“what is she to you”
“she’s my comfort person”

by kennaisavirgin on tiktok November 23, 2020

comfort food

food that is not only comforting to the taste buds, but all the other senses.

gotta get me some comfort food

by frsky August 4, 2007

Comfort Wipe

A tool, marketed mostly towards disabled people and fat people, used to wipe your ass. Basically a stick which you wrap toilet paper around.

Guy 1: "Man I need to wipe my ass, but I can't really reach back there all that well, cause I'm fat."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you could use a comfort wipe."

by Jimmis June 22, 2009