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cole shuler

The act of urinating on someone, named after Cole Shuler, also known as the "High School R. Kelly" and "He who requires tweezers to find his penis".
If you put anything within two feet of Cole Shuler's mouth, he'll either try to suck it or smoke it.
by I Don't Piss On People June 4, 2004
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Staci Cole

Really really good looking internet celebrity and former Myspace whore who attracts a bewildering and underserved amout of attention and gossip from sites such as www.stacicolefan.com

Recently got false titties.
That Staci Cole is worth a squirt but to obsess, bitch and care about her every move / latest look is fairly saad.
by Tha Voice of Reason July 16, 2008
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Blake and Cole

Best friends and a combined team of greatness. Commonly known as Carlos Leroy and Leonard Angelo. Full of many amazing achievements. The stage set by these strapping, young men is truly majestic and astonishing.
Blake and Cole are animals in bed.
by Longshot Johnson November 27, 2009
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Cole Sicard

A typical modern day hipster, usually with hipster clothes, a longboard, and purposeful bedhead. About 6 ft. tall and skinny. Enjoys indie music, and going the the same "The Killers" concert as a man named David.
David: "Hey! Look at that crazy hipster!"
Mark: "Yep, that sure is Cole Sicard."

David: "Hey, Cole Sicard, what's your favourite band?
Cole Sicard: "Modest mouse"

Mr. Weil: "Cole Sicard, practice your pianio"
Cole Sicard: "No, I'm too busy being a hipster.
by celerystikz May 4, 2010
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Jade Cole

The most annoying, arrogant, bitchy contestant EVER on Americas Next Top Model.(cycle 6)
Jade Cole; "I am an undiscovered supermodel. When people see me on the street, they're like: who is this girl?"
by Flodrik April 16, 2009
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Cheryl Cole

A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation
Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke
by MysticMog September 21, 2011
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Cole Sprouse

literally the hottest human ever living. he has slick black hair, crystal blue eyes and such a heartwarming smile. cole is the man of my dreams. he’s just.. perfect. he also stars in the cw’s riverdale playing jughead jones, the cutest character you’ll ever see in a show. you just want to hug him.
person 1: “have you ever seen cole sprouse?!”
person 2: “yes, he’s so hot!”
by cole sprouse February 27, 2019
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