contemplissing

The act of intense contemplation whilst taking a piss in order to make a decision.

After a good contemplissing i had decided it was an overall great idea to drink another beer.

by balt skiggins November 16, 2013

Cloté

Cloté is the description of a hairy, mouldy vaginal area.

Dude 1: Hey bro, dya' lick her out?
Dude 2: Nah man, she's got a Cloté.

by DexGaralli January 18, 2015

Contergraph

A slang word for saying statistics

Look at them confusing contergraphs!

by MWUK1909 January 30, 2017

cloter

Some nigger who people like to joke with. Usually hot and attracted to people whose name starts with L and finished with E. With ANE in the middle.

They're rarely gay.

You are so cloter!
Cloter me daddy!

by LeeRaeIsLiane July 5, 2017

contest of champions

Pay to Win game based on Marvel. The best part? OMG U CAN PAY 4732896487264872694876128748932T4836465873254873264872354YT245873254673264879249723 DOLLARS TO UNLOCK A CHANCE TO UNLOCK A TWO STAR DEDPEWL BUT U HAVE TO DOMINATE CHANCE!!!!!!

So... How's theContest of champions game going?
Contest? I stopped playing that shit and began with Future Fight

by ArtistOverlordRuler August 5, 2017

contemplation

what we usually do while sitting on the toilet

‘substantial fitting work is in contemplation’

by bakursky September 18, 2017

content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.

Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".

by Inga7 October 30, 2017