Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.

Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.

by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014

Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022

Certified Classic Moment

Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom

Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment

Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments

by FrenglishMan101 August 26, 2022

The Mid-Summer Classic

A very amazing pop-rock band from the streets of LA... the next big thing in the music world

Person 1: How do I find a really amazing band... *sigh* I am sick of such Bieber crap...

Person 2: It's as easy as 1.. 2.. 3... I am talking about The Mid-Summer classic of course! @TMSCband on twitter!

by MissJess73 September 26, 2011

T-shirt classic

The act of stealing a T-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy T-shirts outside of gigs. To achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. Shouting "booyah!" is optional.

Dude A: "Man, those T-Shirts are shit, but I can't be bothered doing any washing and need a T-Shirt for tomorrow."

Dude B: "Do a T-shirt classic!"

Dude A: "Trantastic."

by Ian Mckenna January 21, 2007

classic mix up

When you accidentally fuck the dog and beat the wife, instead of the other way around

"Good morning Ted! What's wrong?"
"I accidentally had a classic mix up this morning"

by 093728993 June 13, 2016

War Paint Classic

A term used by individuals in the Team Fortress 2 community, particularly those affiliated with content creator and mod maker DudeTheNinja, to refer to the Sniper primary weapon the Classic and the wish to make it compatible with War Paints (which are weapon skins much alike those in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive).

valve, please add war paint classic

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021