Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.

"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."

by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024

Closet Cheating

is a type of person who uses unfair advantage in games and try avoid getting banned by acting like he is extremely good and he i legit person
simple context: "player who trys hide cheat to get banned"
they are most common are in FPS (first person shooting), PVP(players vs player) and etc.

---example---
player2 had doube jump in minecraft
player1> "how did you climb 2 blocks high?"
player2>"uhhhh"
player1>"/ban player2 for closet cheating"

by LittleTimmy123 February 21, 2026

Freak Cheeking

When your wife has a MooMoo on with no underwear and the booty alil musty

She showed him after his shift she was freak cheeking.

by Dadof10jits March 2, 2026

Paternal cheating

The act of taking you father over your husband to the point it could be romantic.

Signs include
Him dreaming about you
You still call him daddy
You buy your husband matching clothes to your father
You choice your father over your husband every chance possible

You run off to daddy's aid over your kids and husband

Hi Sarah i think you are paternal cheating on William with your father.

by Coffscuck September 4, 2025