nick caging

Making something so bad, everyone evacuates around you.

I'm nick caging the movie theater tomorrow night

by nickcaging May 19, 2016

Meat casing

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.

You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?

by SummerDawn232 June 25, 2016

Patty caking

Method of distracting a guy with random multiple slaps to the body in order to slap his penis

Dude she was patty caking your dick

by Pattycakester February 28, 2017

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

death canning

The act of smashing a beer can over your head until it fucking busts open and you drink the contents like a bad ass motherfucker

Had to go to the hospital due to death canning to many beers. I had alcohol posining and a concussion

by Lucky_chubs October 2, 2017

Carrot caking

Taking a load to the face by a carrot top aka red head

I spent last night carrot caking Mrs. Jones

by Lady Viscera November 30, 2017

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017