Canada's history 

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

Canada's history by Kirish116 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A term used by Americans to refer to a filthy sex act, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup

The chick was hot, but she wouldn't let me pull the old Canada's History on her.

Canada's History by oracle235 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

When, using maple syrup as lube, you use a pair of antlers to spread a girls pussy and put the stanly cup inside. You then proceed to fuck her in the ass. When shes about to cum you pull your dick out of her ass and do the heimlich maneuver so the stanley cup comes shooting out in a rain of maple deliciousness

Dude I heard Colbert pulled a "Canada's History" on her last night.

Canada's History by DA-U February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...

Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.

Canada's History by lord brownington February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.

Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.

Canada's History by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.

Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."

Canada's History by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

Canada's History by The Great White North February 4, 2010